im just a clown btw
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literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread
*playing Call of Cthulhu*
“Roll Notice”
“Uhh… pass”
“At the shore of the endless ocean squirms a mass of innumerable black eels. With your Science score you’re pretty sure they don’t match anything you’ve ever studied, perhaps some prehistoric species thought long extinct has survived here?”
“I throw the pizza to the eels”
“They fall upon it with a hunger you’ve never seen, not fighting over any morsel but devouring it savagely. Roll SAN”
“20 out of 75.”
“It’s gross.”
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it really is dead on here huh…
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I had a nightmare last night that Trump won a second term because the Dems ran a ticket of Biden/Klobauchar which appealed to literally no one and had to watch unending media pundits tell me the ElizaBros blew the election for them.
This will happen
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I BE DAMNED IF I LACK WITHOUT MY MOP
SEND SHOOTERS AT YOUR TOP
CUZ THEY HAVE TIME
TO SEND THEM SHOTS
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Reblog if this isn’t even your final form.
not even close
This is like the interlude to my first form.
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traditional clothing from the Caucasus literally goes harder than anything else on earth
shoutout to nestor lakoba for serving up this absolutely killer look during the 1930s while chairman of the soviet socialist republic of abkhazia
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